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Headlines 03.25.11
By Smaktakula and Various Editors In which we sound off on the headlines, without bothering to read the articles. Single, Female, Mormon, Alone~That could not be any sexier. “I Don’t Care About Anyone...
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Incest: On The Other Hand…
By Smaktakula Although Both Parties Are Irish, Alcohol Is Only Partially Responsible For This Horror. The world was aghast to learn that contemptible degenerate Garry Ryan had impregnated his equally...
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This Day In History: April 12th, 1861 CE
On which South Carolinians use martial means to express their displeasure with the Yankee occupation. This Wasn't Just About Slavery, But States' Rights As Well. Also Sister-Marryin'. “Fellahs!...
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Royals: Keeping It In The Family
By Smaktakula Actually, There Are Far Worse Congenital Defects Associated With Inbreeding Than Simply Being A Moronic Sack Of Manatee Blubber. Most people know that in days of yore European royalty was...
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Marry Me, Stupid
By Smaktakula The Whitaker-Whitaker Wedding Was The Biggest Shindig Taint Junction Had Seen In Living Memory. The Kids Gorged Themselves On Mayonnaise-Fried Ho-Hos, While The Adults Stood Around...
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Stupid People: Way More Fun Than TV
By Smaktakula Morons Make Us Feel Just A Little Bit Smarter. Today, almost anyone can get himself arrested. It doesn’t take style, flair or even imagination–with 1% of the US population behind bars,...
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Wonder Twins: Deactivated
By Smaktakula “Form Of: Unnatural Urges!” “Shape Of: Cultural Taboos!” Although younger readers may not remember the Super Friends TV show, to millions of children growing up in the 1970s and 1980s,...
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Headlines: 09.17.12
By Smaktakula ‘Cause You’ve Already Got The Job, Bro-Ski! As the news articles of the day are so replete with unfamiliar words and challenging concepts, we’re happy simply to comment on the headlines....
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